What is is Santa's favourite pizza?
One that's deep pan, crisp and even!
What did Santa do when he went speed dating?
He pulled a cracker.
Why did no-one bid for Rudolph and Blitzen on eBay?
because they were too deer!
What does Miley Cyrus have at Christmas?
Twerky!
Patient: Doctor, Doctor I'm addicted to Christmas leftovers!
Doctor: Well, you'd better go cold turkey.
You can thank my colleagues X
oh my! those are awful, in the best way! haha
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